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Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top
Defend Liberty! What do you defend Liberty with? Lots and lots of American guns. That’s why we have two crossed M5s on this awesome Tank Top. Pretty badass. We’ll admit though, there hasn’t been an invasion of the US in a long time, unless you count the British Invasion in the 60s. And unless there is massive social upheaval and anarchy sometime soon, we won’t get to defend Liberty with firearms. But we can still dream and prepare for the apocalypse by storing our massive gun collections in underground vaults we paid thousands of dollars for.
Until a major catastrophic event in our country, we’ll just have to defend America in a more peaceful way. Like writing to our local government or attending rallies. It’s really quite boring and we prefer the more violent type of defense that involves firearms and underground bunkers. I guess becoming an adult is about being more responsible. Oh well. Buy this slightly irresponsible but 100% awesome Tank Top.