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Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
If you dial 9MM on a phone keypad, the number is actually 966. We’re pretty sure that it won’t connect you to an operator. And in the case of an emergency, you’ll probably die in your own pool of blood. But wait a second here. What if 9MM is actually the real life cheat code for infinite ammo? We’ve never tried it, but it could work. Hell, if that were the case, then maybe you should dial 9MM. Dial the hell out of 9MM. Just remember that time is of the essence and that magazine is running low. Dial 9MM with this sweet T-Shirt.
“Dial 9mm” is an exciting and colorful euphemism that we’ve put on this design that means: whip out those dual 9 millimeters and pull the triggers until your magazines are completely empty. Remember to aim accurately, even though that’s not always an option when firing from the hip or using two pistols at a time. At least you’ll look cool, and you’ll be even cooler with this T-Shirt.