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Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodie
We’re too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin’. I guess that makes us middle aged. But we’re also gun owners, so that means that we aren’t going to take shit from anyone. We gun owners are proud, passionate people that usually have traditional America values. We also have a few military 10 gauge shotguns that we’re just itching to try out. We’re not geezers yet, and still have a lot of gun hoarding to do, but don’t think we’ll just roll over for anything. Unless it’s that FN SCAR we’ve always wanted. Or this awesome Zip Hoodie.
We feel like you’re always “too young to die” because death is a real bummer. You’re never “old enough” to take an ass whoopin, because ass whoopins suck. We don’t care if we were 15 or 500—no one is gonna be whoopin our asses. Not when they see our extensive firearms collections. Guns are a great deterrent, and if someone tries to mess with us, rest assured that they’ll be looking down the barrel of a Remington shotgun. This cool Zip Hoodie is not a deterrent.