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Heavy Blend Crewneck
Having two racks is a beautiful thing. One is figurative, and one is literal. One practical, the other magical. If you don’t know what we’re talking about then let us just spell it out for you: guns and boobs. For all you gun owners out there that need two racks to carry around your assets, we’ve got you covered with this funny Crewneck Sweatshirt. This’ll let them know that not only is your physical rack a site to behold, but that your other rack is full of guns. There are few things better than a person with that combination of traits. Double bonus!
We often have this “two-rack” problem. Except in our case, we don’t have a problem with mammaries, just a problem with all the firearms we hoard. This is especially a problem when we go somewhere and have to choose which guns to take. We have two racks, but we wish we just had more. Oh well. This Crewneck Sweatshirt won’t help us with our problem, but it’s not about us. It’s about you and your racks.