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  • Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt | Tactical Tees
  • Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt | Tactical Tees
  • Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt | Tactical Tees
  • Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt | Tactical Tees
  • Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt | Tactical Tees
  • Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt | Tactical Tees
  • Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt | Tactical Tees

Shoot Blanks Infant Toddler T-Shirt

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57Y03-3321-TT
$13.99
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Key Features:

Infant & Toddler T-Shirt

  •    100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton fine Jersey
  •    Feels soft yet resists wear & tear
  •    Topstitched ribbed collar
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA

You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Infant Toddler T-Shirt to show off the product of your impeccable aim. It’s kind of like using firearms, except when you shoot something; it creates life instead of taking it. Isn’t that amazing? It’s the miracle of birth.

Daddy doesn’t shoot blanks, until maybe there’s a time in Daddy’s life when he decides that he still wants to pursue sexual contact with Mommy, but doesn’t want to deal with all the trouble of contraception or possible childbirth. That’s when Daddy has, what’s called, a vasectomy. Va-sec-to-my. That’s when—ah I think you get the point. Until then, Daddy has to make some more babies and wear this funny Infant Toddler T-Shirt.

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